var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3507077-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); i’m d@n. i’m a slacker and writer in san francisco, and this is my medium-sized blog. d@n at d@n dot orgTumblr (3.0; @datn)http://datn.org/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/saqO_ZqX6uY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/saqO_ZqX6uY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uY" target="_blank">Top 20 five-second films</a></p>http://datn.org/post/442937014http://datn.org/post/442937014Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:41:03 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NZ0HrOF9If0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NZ0HrOF9If0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I know, I know. But if I can extract that sound using audio editing software, I’m going to make it our home alarm sound. Seriously.</p>http://datn.org/post/442875874http://datn.org/post/442875874Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:52:52 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/Fjz1s1QtVn1waoqkn4cTg4J8o1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/442840838" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://betchbetch.tumblr.com/post/103188003" target="_blank">betchbetch</a>:</p> <blockquote>…hasn’t been your day your month…or even your REDRUM.<br/> </blockquote> <p><em>Classic</em></p> </blockquote>http://datn.org/post/442864199http://datn.org/post/442864199Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:44:19 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://datn.org/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/442689616/tumblr_kz57ybXZp01qbqku1&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mrala.tumblr.com/post/442153746/i-listed-my-car-for-sale-on-raleigh-craigslist-org" target="_blank">mrala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I listed my car for sale on raleigh.craigslist.org and got this powerful voicemail the very first day.</p> <p>I’m assuming this is the picture he was upset about:</p> <p><img height="300" width="400" alt="my car" src="http://67.212.186.26/~alarm/car/back.left.jpg" align="middle"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Then he hung up his phone so his son could use the dialup and went out to start his tractor.</p>http://datn.org/post/442689616http://datn.org/post/442689616Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:57:46 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqa6762M9i1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/441881923" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gengplusone.tumblr.com/post/217283773/spiels-juliasegal-i-am-way-too-delighted-at" target="_blank">gengplusone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spiels.tumblr.com/post/192705180/juliasegal" target="_blank">spiels</a>:</p> <p>I am way too delighted at things like these</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://datn.org/post/442060384http://datn.org/post/442060384Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:37:44 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz51tjNVIr1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/441914800" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>bulldog+water=this</p> </blockquote> <p>I saw one of those at the aquarium the other NIGHT IN MY TERROR DREAM ABOUT THE TOILET</p>http://datn.org/post/442053924http://datn.org/post/442053924Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:34:07 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2wv4kjUl1qanb21o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://willzone.tumblr.com/post/441988303/via-fuckyeahalbuquerque" target="_blank">willzone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahalbuquerque.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeahalbuquerque</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://datn.org/post/442046066http://datn.org/post/442046066Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:29:53 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx4e9c1V1k1qze5g2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://swisserswatter.tumblr.com/post/442003973/classics2-kogumarecord-jinon-tiga-hkdmz-ranpie-cva1" target="_blank">swisserswatter</a>:<a href="http://classics2.tumblr.com/post/441954701" target="_blank">classics2</a>:<a href="http://kogumarecord.tumblr.com/post/366893551/jinon-tiga-hkdmz-ranpie-cva1046" target="_blank">kogumarecord</a>:<a href="http://jinon.tumblr.com/post/366864344/tiga-hkdmz-ranpie-cva1046-ak47" target="_blank">jinon</a>:<a href="http://tiga.tumblr.com/post/366608366/hkdmz-ranpie-cva1046-ak47" target="_blank">tiga</a>:<a href="http://hkdmz.tumblr.com/post/366574458/ranpie-cva1046-ak47-theemitter-via" target="_blank">hkdmz</a>:<a href="http://ranpie.tumblr.com/post/366142605/cva1046-ak47-theemitter-via-lovegifs" target="_blank">ranpie</a>:<a href="http://cva1046.tumblr.com/post/363749298/ak47-theemitter-via-lovegifs" target="_blank">cva1046</a>:<a href="http://ak47.tumblr.com/post/363405269" target="_blank">ak47</a>:<a href="http://theemitter.tumblr.com/post/363398556/via-lovegifs" target="_blank">theemitter</a>:<a href="http://lovegifs.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lovegifs</a>)</p> <p>How’d they manage to get seated next to Chloe Sevigny?</p>http://datn.org/post/442040601http://datn.org/post/442040601Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:26:44 -0800“Profits are down, sales are down, and the workload is slow. Our prices are competitive, so I’m not sure what’s wrong. What I’d like to do is boost our sales. Unfortunately I know nothing about sales! So I’ve decided to cut operating costs, which will force me to squeeze maximum productivity out of the few employees who remain. But that’s not as easy as it sounds! In fact, it’s become a rather depressing game of “divide and conquer”!”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2009/12/runnin-thangs.html" target="_blank">Jocelyn’s Corner: Runnin’ thangs!</a></em>http://datn.org/post/442008858http://datn.org/post/442008858Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:09:19 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ezrvxYmSGNs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ezrvxYmSGNs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Star Wars Burlesque</b>: That is all.</p>http://datn.org/post/440327841http://datn.org/post/440327841Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:19:07 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/606eK4abteQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/606eK4abteQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=606eK4abteQ" target="_blank"><b>Beached Az:</b></a> The story of a beached whale with a thuck N’Zealand ucksnt. (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=beached+az&aq=f" target="_blank">many more episodes</a>)</p>http://datn.org/post/439675132http://datn.org/post/439675132Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:52:15 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gUTXZAaSkLI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gUTXZAaSkLI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theonlyamaris.tumblr.com/post/439479208/cheese-machine-gun-super-powers-how-bad-do-i-want" target="_blank">theonlyamaris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>cheese machine gun super powers! how bad do i want to be friends with the cheese guy?</p> </blockquote> <p>real bad.</p>http://datn.org/post/439502088http://datn.org/post/439502088Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:10:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1p3yoaYu1qz7jzuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://datn.org/post/438093668http://datn.org/post/438093668Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:48:00 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzuc9ZU8b1qzc6tso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://juiceinabox.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">juiceinabox</a>)</p>http://datn.org/post/436219978http://datn.org/post/436219978Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:16:20 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyxtk4mjpW1qzil7fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/434118396" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://hoopdreams.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">hoopdreams</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://datn.org/post/434243563http://datn.org/post/434243563Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:27:28 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyw1tuFeUs1qz7jzuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A carrot cake for Paul</p>http://datn.org/post/431299714http://datn.org/post/431299714Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:37:06 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyldcnqYMi1qzkpt9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/430559392" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://technohell.tumblr.com/post/430069250/oharico-masamallow" target="_blank">technohell</a>:<a href="http://oharico.tumblr.com/post/430052040/masamallow" target="_blank">oharico</a>:<a href="http://masamallow.tumblr.com/post/426179192/kindelling-pixelle-littleredhead-vafanculo" target="_blank">masamallow</a>:</p> <p>Forever…</p> </blockquote>http://datn.org/post/430887448http://datn.org/post/430887448Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:19:22 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvk5qqLG81qz5d9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ninonbooks.tumblr.com/post/430692910/photography-by-diego-diaz-ben-trovato" target="_blank">ninonbooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bentrovatoblog.com/lifestyle/photography-by-diego-diaz/" target="_blank">Photography by Diego Diaz | Ben Trovato</a></p> </blockquote>http://datn.org/post/430885245http://datn.org/post/430885245Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:18:05 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyu4tueqIa1qz7jzuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/11/road-trains-autopilot-driving-system-cuts-fuel-travel-time.php" target="_blank">‘Road Train’ Autopilot Driving System</a></p>http://datn.org/post/429168213http://datn.org/post/429168213Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:46:42 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytzljdHB21qz7jzuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/266" target="_blank">Don’t miss Neil Diamond</a> (Spamusement!)</p>http://datn.org/post/428991106http://datn.org/post/428991106Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:53:43 -0800