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"Is that really what my… body does every time? I’m never farting again. By the way,..."

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:13:23 -0700

“

Is that really what my… body does every time? I’m never farting again.

By the way, don’t watch that…thing while drinking lemonade. I have no idea why but it makes it much, much worse.

”

- Cracked.com forum comments about Cakefarts (NSFW, WTF)

Where are you camping? A very handy utility for Burners.

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:30:01 -0700

Where are you camping? A very handy utility for Burners.

"In a spectacular act of complicity with the religious right, the Department of Health and Human..."

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:49:58 -0700

“In a spectacular act of complicity with the religious right, the Department of Health and Human Services Monday released a proposal that allows any federal grant recipient to obstruct a woman’s access to contraception. In order to do this, the Department is attempting to redefine many forms of contraception, the birth control 40% of Americans use, as abortion.”

- HHS Moves to Define Contraception as Abortion (Huffington Post)

Secret Yets

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:41:39 -0700

Secret Yets: A “secret yet” is a short phrase or riddle involving a pun, in which the punning word has been replaced by a synonym (and is therefore no longer a pun).

This cartoon wrote a sweary word on your toilet wall.

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:55:48 -0700

This cartoon wrote a sweary word on your toilet wall.

bullshit: merlin: Maybe if Michael DeBakey had helped our...

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 15:10:28 -0700

bullshit:

merlin:

Maybe if Michael DeBakey had helped our President lie instead of saving thousands of lives with his 75-year career of fucking tireless brilliance, hard work, and ingenuity, CNN might have seen clear to give him the top spot today.

Sorry, Mike, but no dice. But you’re definitely a strong second.

Y’know, Doc, maybe, instead of dicking around helping to reinvent our modern understanding of heart disease, cancer, and smoking risk, you should have learned to play “blues flute.” Also, what was with all that education, health policy junk, and surgical procedure shit? Seriously. Get a room, dude.

Anyhow. Tony Snow was on TV a lot and had a million-dollar smile. So. You know. Whatever.

livejamie: This awesome video shows the non-Newtonian properties...

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:41:36 -0700

livejamie:

This awesome video shows the non-Newtonian properties of cornstarch mixed with water and placed on top of a subwoofer. Eerie isn’t it? It’s as if the “weird” liquid is…alive.

pingouingrincheux: UNEXPLAINABLE via img.funtasticus.com

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:30:30 -0700

pingouingrincheux:

UNEXPLAINABLE

via img.funtasticus.com

Lightning Through My Camera — Flickr video from a camera...

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:15:42 -0700

Lightning Through My Camera — Flickr video from a camera (and person holding it) being struck by lightning (via nhanusek)

livejamie: Somebody please explain this music video to...

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:44:38 -0700

livejamie:

Somebody please explain this music video to me.

Sadly, I cannot.

"Pat Buchanan: “Right from the start he’s set himself up as another liberal elitist,..."

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:26:36 -0700

“Pat Buchanan: “Right from the start he’s set himself up as another liberal elitist, hopelessly out of touch with the voters. “Four score and seven…” The number he’s looking for is eighty-seven. Maybe if he put down his chablis and brie plate for a minute he’d understand how real people actually speak.””

- Will Lincoln Survive “Gettysburg” Comments?

pingouingrincheux: stupidity

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:25:16 -0700

pingouingrincheux:

stupidity

"So, like, let me get this straight. God got this lady pregnant and made her have a baby and then..."

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:52:55 -0700

“So, like, let me get this straight. God got this lady pregnant and made her have a baby and then killed it so you could get away with whatever shit you wanted as long as you felt sorry?”

- Overheard at the Beach (via glass) (via merlin)

deplorableword: Kinetic BMW sculpture, skip on to 1.00 when the...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:52:25 -0700

deplorableword:

Kinetic BMW sculpture, skip on to 1.00 when the car starts to take shape.

It’s pretty impressive,

(via peterbmw1)

Steel balls on strings!

post-juplaya tan & beard

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:30:27 -0700

post-juplaya tan & beard

what kind of plant is this, internets?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:51:40 -0700

what kind of plant is this, internets?

angelspukeinyourbrain: TEETH. (via antoinetta)

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:55:32 -0700

angelspukeinyourbrain:

TEETH.

(via antoinetta)

the smell of sex

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:16:52 -0700

the smell of sex

mistakes on t-shirts don’t come out in the wash

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:48:48 -0700

mistakes on t-shirts don’t come out in the wash

getouttanj: atheistramblings: brigno: “Invisible Pink Unicorns...

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:12:30 -0700

getouttanj:

atheistramblings:

brigno:

“Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can’t see them.”