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Oct
2nd
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Champagne Jam, by Tony Millionaire

  • She: It tickles my nose!
  • He: Yeah!
  • She: Whee!
  • He: >BARF!<
  • -- NEXT DAY --
  • She: >BASHES HIM ON THE HEAD< Alcoholic!
  • He: You drank as much as me!
  • She: Yeah, but you got drunk wrong!
:: read & make remarks ::