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It’s easy to get a credit card in Michael Jackson’s name — or any other celebrity, for that matter. Just order a Chase Visa card in your own name, then call your credit card company and ask them to add an “additional cardmember.” Because credit card companies don’t give a rat’s ass about anyone’s privacy, they’ll happily send you a new card in any name you choose.
With your new credit card, you can create all manner of mischief. Like, for instance, staging a public appearance of Michael Jackson in Boston when he was living in Bahrain. Which is exactly what we did, in our greatest media hoax to date.
“Plenty of ham,” I demanded. “Mr. Jackson requires plenty of ham.”
