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There are in fact several theories designed to explain how a “loving” god could countenance genocide. Here are a handful of the most popular:
* At that point in time was still getting a feel for the job
* Tired of getting shot down as “too benevolent” by women in bars
* Developed insatiable blood-lust after drowning most of humanity
* Insisted that mass-killings be done as “lovingly” as possible
* “Wow, it took you until you were an adult force-feeding this garbage to your child for you to start asking questions like this?”
* Influenced by popularity of movie All Genocidees Go To Heaven
* Bible mistranslated; actually tried to stop genocide
* Genocide was actually OK until Jesus came and changed the rules
* Original version of commandment “Thou Shalt Not Kill” contained “just kidding!”
* “Don’t ask so many questions, or we’ll genocide you too!”
* Bible fiction; god imaginary; religion false
