June 2009
"Bob the Anal Fissure" by Joe Cidoni →
The legendary story, now hosted on anus.com.
WatchKitty Begs For Food Rationally
building a shed
datn: all shedded up?
abrichar: we cut all the studs for the walls and the roof
abrichar: and got beer and hot dogs
abrichar: and went to the rebuilding center and got neat old windows
datn: why do people like doing that stuff?
abrichar: construction?
datn: yeah
abrichar: because it's immediate gratification!!
datn: it is actually the opposite
datn: days later you STILL don't have a building
datn: instant gratification is:
datn: i went swimming, i masturbated, then i went out to dinner and had drinks and when i came home someone had built me a fucking shed
abrichar: hahahahahahahahaha
Fine
I’ll say it — I just plain never liked Michael Jackson. Not back in the early ’80s, and not at 16:00 today, right before the news broke. And because I didn’t like him and am nearly alone in that, the entire foofooraw over his death is making me ask myself questions, questions like “Why do we mourn people we never knew personally?”
The answer, of course, is...
“Are you in Tasmania? Have you seen stoned wallabies?”
– BBC NEWS — ‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’
Stardust — Nat “King” Cole
One...
“This is one of the Holy Grails of prostate cancer research. We have been looking...”
– Cancer: shock breakthrough
“Pixar officials listened to Colby’s story and agreed to send someone to Colby’s...”
– Pixar grants girl’s dying wish with home viewing of ‘Up’
A Modest Proposal
bullshit:
funsizebytes:
I put a DVD into the player
I start a stopwatch
I navigate all the menus
I wait for all the various “advertisements” telling me about the sound mastering, the FBI warning, and so forth
The movie actually begins
I stop the stopwatch.
I take that stopwatch to the home of some executive connected with the MPAA and count off those seconds.
While holding his (or...
The Boy I Work With — Ed’s Redeeming...
