April 2008
“Jesus has a respawn time of 3 days.”
– Digg user o0joshua0o. (via livejamie)
Man Grows New Finger →
Maybe I’ll just blog this every time I see it on another site.
bad dream
onetwentyone: i was hiding in my old bedroom in my parents' house
onetwentyone: but the bedroom was also a darkened residence on its own on a dark street
onetwentyone: and i think someone else was there with me
onetwentyone: and we had to play music that sounded plausible
onetwentyone: while Some Person was touring the neighborhood
onetwentyone: i could hear everything the person was saying
onetwentyone: it was about how all you needed for a good band was a couple of skilled people
onetwentyone: and if we didn't play plausibly, this person would find us and reveal that we didn't know what we were doing
onetwentyone: so i was waiting and praying for this person to pass by
onetwentyone: and i woke up in that state of anxiety...
“In other news, your father asked me this morning if he could borrow my nasal...”
– Postcards From Yo Momma - nasal irrigator
Musician Challenge
Artist: They Might Be Giants 1. Are you a male or female? Mr. Excitement 2. Describe yourself. Hypnotist of Ladies 3. Describe your day. I Am Not Your Broom 4. Describe where you currently live. San Francisco 5. If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Istanbul (not Constantinople) 6. Your best friend is My Evil Twin 7. Your favorite color is Oranges Testimonial 8. You know that No One...
“[O]ne of these days, the media’s going to notice that for the past two...”
– Chris Weigant: 299 Superdelegates On The Wall…
“I solemnly swear that I have never stolen or in any other way possessed —...”
– Offener Brief der Musikindustrie [Open Letter to the Music Industry] (via web-mastered, translation and equivalent artist selection by me)
“The superior being of chatspeak, ‘roflcopter’ out takes down all...”
– Urban Dictionary: roflcopter (alternate definition) (in honor of ROFLCon)
“Notwithstanding the plentiful commentary to the effect that the Pennsylvania...”
– Elizabeth Drew — Dems’ suspense may be unnecessary
Retired NY cops are able to connect murder to... →
livejamie: This is insane.
“While academia has failed to embrace [Ayn] Rand, calling her philosophy...”
– Rand To The Rescue (via afightingfaith)
typeracer
topherchris: 79 WPM on typeracer, bitches. Anybody know how to get your car to teabag the loser? 85 on my crappy MBP keyboard sitting on the bed! And I don’t touch type! Stand back!
WatchIt’s Not a Compound (remix of an interview with “the Sister Wives”) (via laughingsquid)
Tumblr is going pro.
lonelysandwich: Read this tumblr news. It’s good tumblr news. Intelligent group tumbling with moderated reader submissions, plus mystery features. I’ve been waiting to give these guys my money for almost a year now. via Tumblr Themes
“Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic...”
– Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Nelson Riddle’s Theme to Route 66....
“[A]s they return again to the culture war, what the soldiers on all sides are...”
– Obama’s Touch of Class (via afightingfaith)
File under 'useless stats' →
(via web-mastered)
http://datn.muxtape.com/ →
Songs that currently make me happy, and in some cases have for many years.
Hillary Clinton talking to herself
HC, 4/2007: (To Moveon.org) You've been asking the tough questions. ... You've been refusing to back down when any of us who are in political leadership are not living up to the standards that we should set for ourselves...
HC, 4/2008: [MoveOn.org's members] are very driven by their view of our positions, and it's primarily national security and foreign policy that drives them. I don't agree with them. They know I don't agree with them. So they flood into these caucuses and dominate them and really intimidate people who actually show up to support me.
“In steady, quiet tones, the Vice President-elect laid out a shockingly divisive...”
– Lincoln Chafee: ‘Against the Tide’ Toward the Center (via tigerbeat)
“A HOAX: Beginning next Tuesday, Shvarts will be displaying her senior art...”
– For senior, abortion a medium for art, political discourse (via getouttanj)… a hoax.
