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Mar
11th

Thu

20:57

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mrala:

I listed my car for sale on raleigh.craigslist.org and got this powerful voicemail the very first day.

I’m assuming this is the picture he was upset about:

Then he hung up his phone so his son could use the dialup and went out to start his tractor.

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@ Mar 11, 2010, 15:37

juliasegal:

gengplusone:

spiels:

I am way too delighted at things like these

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@ Mar 11, 2010, 15:34

juliasegal:

bulldog+water=this

I saw one of those at the aquarium the other NIGHT IN MY TERROR DREAM ABOUT THE TOILET

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@ Mar 11, 2010, 15:29

willzone:

(via fuckyeahalbuquerque)

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@ Mar 11, 2010, 15:26

(via swisserswatter:classics2:kogumarecord:jinon:tiga:hkdmz:ranpie:cva1046:ak47:theemitter:lovegifs)

How’d they manage to get seated next to Chloe Sevigny?

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@ Mar 11, 2010, 15:09

Profits are down, sales are down, and the workload is slow. Our prices are competitive, so I’m not sure what’s wrong. What I’d like to do is boost our sales. Unfortunately I know nothing about sales! So I’ve decided to cut operating costs, which will force me to squeeze maximum productivity out of the few employees who remain. But that’s not as easy as it sounds! In fact, it’s become a rather depressing game of “divide and conquer”!

— Jocelyn’s Corner: Runnin’ thangs!

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Mar
10th

Wed

19:19